The Hamstring Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Shrader trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Shrader hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
79%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shrader drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.