The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- A mysterious flag erases Shrader's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Shrader's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shrader's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.