The Butter-Finger Hex of Stefon Diggs
Stefon Diggs · WAS · WR
“Diggs gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Diggs's week
- Diggs does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- A mysterious flag erases Diggs's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Diggs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Stefon Diggs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Stefon Diggs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Stefon Diggs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.