The Late Scratch Hex of Stefon Diggs
Stefon Diggs · WAS · WR
“Diggs runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Diggs's week
- Diggs will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Diggs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Diggs scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Stefon Diggs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Stefon Diggs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Stefon Diggs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.