The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Stefon Diggs
Stefon Diggs · WAS · WR
“Diggs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Diggs's week
- Diggs is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Diggs scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
88%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Diggs scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Stefon Diggs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Stefon Diggs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Stefon Diggs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.