The Inch-Short Hex of Stefon Diggs
Stefon Diggs · WAS · WR
“Diggs is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Diggs's week
- Diggs gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Diggs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Diggs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Stefon Diggs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Stefon Diggs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Stefon Diggs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.