The Inch-Short Hex of Stefon Diggs
Stefon Diggs · WAS · WR
“Diggs gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Diggs's week
- Diggs does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Diggs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Diggs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Stefon Diggs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Stefon Diggs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Stefon Diggs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.