The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Stefon Diggs
Stefon Diggs · WAS · WR
“Diggs drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Diggs's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Diggs's stadium. Only over Diggs.
- Diggs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Diggs scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Stefon Diggs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Stefon Diggs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Stefon Diggs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.