The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Stefon Diggs
Stefon Diggs · WAS · WR
“Diggs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Diggs's week
- Diggs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Diggs gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Diggs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Stefon Diggs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Stefon Diggs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Stefon Diggs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.