The Hamstring Hex of Stefon Diggs
Stefon Diggs · WAS · WR
“Diggs's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Diggs was due a breakout.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Diggs's week
- Diggs will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Diggs scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Diggs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Stefon Diggs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Stefon Diggs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Stefon Diggs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.