The Hamstring Hex of Stefon Diggs
Stefon Diggs · WAS · WR
“Diggs tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Diggs's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Diggs's stadium. Only over Diggs.
- Diggs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Diggs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Stefon Diggs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Stefon Diggs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Stefon Diggs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.