The Dropped Pass Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“At 33, Shepard is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Shepard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Shepard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.