The Late Scratch Hex of Sterling Shepard
Sterling Shepard · NYJ · WR
“Shepard gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shepard's week
- Shepard is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Shepard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shepard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sterling Shepard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sterling Shepard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sterling Shepard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.