The Late Scratch Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Dell runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
90%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.