The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Dell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.