The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- The broadcast shows Dell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.