The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
75%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Dell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.