The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The QB looks at Dell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
73%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.