The Phantom Flag Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Dell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.