The Phantom Holding Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
75%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.