The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Dell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
72%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.