The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is already "Questionable" with that hand. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A mysterious flag erases Dell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.