The Snap Count Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.
- Dell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
91%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.