The Dropped Pass Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Dell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
83%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.