The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dell's stadium. Only over Dell.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Dell gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
92%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Dell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.