The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Dell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
79%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.