The Dropped Pass Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Ref: "Number Dell, that's a flag." Dell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.