The Hamstring Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- A mysterious flag erases Dell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.