The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Dell's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Dell was due a breakout.
86%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.