The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell is already "Questionable" with that hand. The witch only has to push gently.
- Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.