The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is already "Questionable" with that hand. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.