The Dropped Pass Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Dell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell is already "Questionable" with that hand. The witch only has to push gently.
- Dell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
78%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.