The Phantom Holding Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
86%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.