The Inch-Short Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The broadcast shows Dell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.