The Butter-Finger Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
85%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Dell, Dell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.