The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.
- Dell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Dell, Dell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.