The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- The broadcast shows Dell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Dell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.