The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.
- Dell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
80%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.