The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A mysterious flag erases Dell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.