The Dropped Pass Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Dell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.