The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.