The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Ref: "Number Dell, that's a flag." Dell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Dell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
74%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.