The Late Scratch Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Dell gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
76%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.