The Inch-Short Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Dell's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Dell was due a breakout.
82%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.