The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Dell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.