The Butter-Finger Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.