The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.