The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Dell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Houston's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.