The Hamstring Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The QB looks at Dell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
87%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.