The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tank Dell
Tank Dell · HOU · WR
“Dell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dell's week
- Dell's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Dell was due a breakout.
- Dell runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
88%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tank Dell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tank Dell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tank Dell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.